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Have you ever wondered why,
A beer gets its name?
Does it really advertise,
The product's claim to fame?
Take, for instance Tanglefoot.
Its name, for sure, implies.
You'll end up laid upon your back.
And gazing to the skies!
If you drink a fair few pints.
But stick to weaker beers.
Don't try this with Tanglefoot.
It's sure to end in tears.
You find out when you've had too much.
The side effect's complete.
For every single step you take,
It ravels up your feet.
So as you stagger from the bar,
And fall upon your rump.
It's only doing what is clearly,
Written on the pump!
David Parkes - Hertfordshire |
